Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 12

Don't mess with Santa, kids! He'll kick your ass!

Out of context panels are from Amazing Spider-Man #314


That's it for Friday Night Fights this year, next bout will begin 4th January. In the meantime Always Bet On Bahlactus.

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Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 11

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Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 10

This week, I'd like to feature that fight. The fight which was apparently decided by 5, 343 people (out of 10, 614) who bothered to call.













A poignant scene. Little did we know, that Superboy-Prime was also watching from his limbo world.....and punching. The little bastich.

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Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 9

Asterix and Obelix are upset that this year's Thanksgiving dinner is an all-seafood affair (from Asterix and the Great Crossing by Goscinny and Uderzo)

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Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 8

Bahlactus on the other hand has no problems getting the ladies.

From Liberty Meadows, Book Two: Creature Comforts by Frank Cho

Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 7

You'd expect someone quite threatening, right? The Lizard, maybe. Doc Ock, perhaps. Or even the Rhino. He's big and scary.

But not the KANGAROO!! What's he gonna do? Hop on your face?

Bahlactus dances on your face every Friday Night.

Scans from The Spectacular Spider-Man #242

Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 6

No, I'm not gonna give you the context to these panels. It's funnier that way. Also, WHAPP? I would have thought that should have been at least a KERRACK.

The penciller, Ron Wagner, must have thought this was such a pivotal moment of this particular issue because he chose it for the cover as well.


I love the 1980s G.I. Joe. I love it so much I once tried to have a "G. I. Joe Week" when this blog first started. It only lasted three days.

Oh, yeah. BAHLACTUS!

Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 5

That was Poison Ivy getting some seeing to courtesy of a Costa Verde prison guard. Oh, you think her best pal ever, Harley Quinn, is just gonna stand there and do nothing? No way, sucka!

Guard, meet plunger.

Meet plunger again.

And for the third time, "Hello!"

Bahlactus doesn't need no plunger. He already owns your ass.

Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 4

She should have bet on Bahlactus. You should too.

Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 2

So I thought I'd continue my mad monkey love for anything Maze Agency today while at the same time showing Bahlactus what I got for tonight's fight. Part 1 is here

Gabriel Webb likes to talk. Because he's smart and all, especially at catching murderers....

Murderer 1 - Nerdy writer 0

He even falls for the old "murder suspect runs around corner and hits you with a plank" trick.

Murderer 2 - Nerdy writer 0

He even gets sucker punched off panel.

Looks like he's 0 for 3

Bahlactus wants to know if you're too scared to see the other fights.

Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 1

This is it! After a two week hiatus, Friday Night Fights is back! Our fighters are ready, the ring has been cleaned of all the blood from the previous bout and Bahlactus awaits. LET'S GET IT ON!....

(Due to the space-time continuum anomaly paradox whatchmacallit, my Friday Night Fight is actually half a day earlier than most of the other contestants. But no matter. All this means is that my fighters get the ring all to themselves.)




Mark Grayson. He has superpowers. He inherited those powers from his father who is from another planet. He has also just found out that his father is actually not a very nice person. So, what would you do?


Okay. I understand he's upset and all but dude, the man's your dad. Show some respect. Even if he is a megalomaniac from the planet Viltrum.



Well, see? See what happens to kids who disrespect their elders? Especially if their elders are so much better at kicking ass than they are.

Ouch.



Urgh.



Oooohhh.

And Mark Grayson a.k.a INVINCIBLE learns a lesson from his old man. And that lesson is: Just because I'm old doesn't mean I can't wipe my ass with your face.

From Invincible Ultimate Collection vol. 1