Remember That One Time When Batman Had A Free For All In A Ring Of Fire?

Silly super villain.

See, Batman figured out you are all Martians and in the DC Universe Martians fear only fire.

Batman is awesome and scary.

From JLA: The Deluxe Edition, vol. 1 by Morrison, Porter & Dell (DC, 2008)

All-Star Superman vol. 2 (DC, 2009)

I've said all I can say about Morrison's and Quitely's take on Superman over here. So I'm not going to say anything else for the second volume except: It is frickin' awesome. That is all.



Lois' eye-roll is just perfect.

Friday Night Fights: Ladies Night Round 2: Animal Man #6 (DC, 1988)

Continuing DGR's look at some of the INVASION! tie-ins and since it's Friday, let's combine it with Ladies Night at Bahlactus'!


Animal Man is about to get maced by a practically naked winged lady in thigh high boots and heels. No wonder he's scared shitless.

The cover is a bit misleading though (and as a comic cover, I suppose being misleading is the whole point). Most of the book is about a male Thanagarian artist with a death wish. He wants to die in the name of art so he plants a time bomb that he hopes will destroy the west coast of the United States. No, seriously.

The hawkwoman's job is to run interference in case any heroes are around.

Naked hawkwoman dies when Buddy Baker pulls her wings off, suicide hawkman drops dead after he sets the timer on the bomb and Buddy Baker cries like a little girl because he doesn't know how to switch it off.

Enter the Hawkman as a deus ex machina and saves the day (and the west coast) on the very last page. Read this comic and chances are you'll end up saying the same thing I did when I first read it: "WTF, Grant Morrison?!"

Well, I'm Not Giving Doom Force For My Kids To Read Anytime Soon...

Doom Force, DC's piss take on Marvel's mutant books and Rob Liefeld has one particular scene that sticks out in my mind: Count Anton Zero chastises his sister for wearing something that doesn't reveal enough of her flesh.

So she comes back with this:

That is just wrong on so many freaking levels.

Out Of Context Sunday

Save lives and get into Patty's pants. That's just how you roll in Vanity City.

Out of context panels from the cancelled-before-its-time Aztek: The Ultimate Man #9 by Morrison, Millar, Steven Harris and Champagne. Now available in trade paperback.

All-Star Superman vol. 1

This hardcover collection includes the first six issues of the Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely (the alter-ego of Glasgow-based artist, Vincent Deighan) Superman series. Not bound to any continuity, Morrison has a free hand to tell any Superman stories that he wants and what he wants to tell are the Silver Age-type stuff. No angst and with just a dash of silliness (but the good kind of silly...like arm wrestling Atlas and Samson so they will leave Lois alone). It would be wrong to call All Star Superman campy. Rather, it is a Superman title where anything can happen, giving it a both modern and retro feeling to it.

For someone like me who is not a huge Superman fan, this book is wonderful because the absence of any continuity baggage means I can just enjoy the book without worrying what is what, though there is the prerequisite origin story on the very first page. Just one page, though.

Basically my love for All-Star Superman comes from the pretentious-free intelligence of the book. Frank Quitely's beautiful art may look plain to some but it is actually quite subtle. Sometimes you don’t even notice little things that Superman has done or fixed, because Superman’s that fast and that good. Luckily, we have a single panel that freezes it in time, and if we take the time to delve, Quitely rewards us. Jamie Grant's digital colouring should share credit as well. It is simply stunning. The book also treats its characters with respect and lets them talk like people, instead of walking exposition/plot devices. The Jimmy Olsen spotlight issue, for example, finally gave me a clear idea as to just why Superman would be best friends with a kid like Jimmy.

All Star Superman is a fun comic book about a powerful man who chooses to do good because he can and wants to. Now, who doesn't want to read that?

We3 (DC, 2005)

The story of We3 is simple: three cybernetically enhanced animals, a cat, a dog and a rabbit, decide to escape from their military captors and decide to search for a new home where they will be safe and undisturbed. Along the way, though, they kill a lot of soldiers. A frickin' lot.

Writer Grant Morrison has never made secret his stand on animal rights issues. He's pro-animal. He'll give animals the right to vote if that was possible. This isn't the first time he used comics to bring the issue of animal abuse by humans to the forefront. He first did it when he was writer for DC's Animal Man back in the late 80s. In that book, he tackled medical experiments on animals and indiscriminate fishing among other things. Here in We3, it's the use of animals as weapons of war. Not too far fetched as one might think. Back in the Second World War, dogs were used to stick magnetized mines onto the underside of tanks and the American Army toyed with the idea of using bats as living, breathing bombers.

We3 is made up of: Bandit the dog, codenamed "1", Tinker the cat, codenamed "2" and Pirate the fluffy bunny, codenamed "3"...

But they aren't the only animals that have been changed into weapons. The guys in white coats have also turned rats into living weapons of the future, including grafting a drill onto their heads...

Damn! That's just mean.


They have also turned this guy into one of their WMDs:




It's Robo-Dog! Fear the Woof! Actually, he's codenamed We4 but Robo-Dog is way cooler, I think. He looks like a metal gorilla with a slobbering bulldog with devil eyes for a head.

Anyway, the We3 escape when their handler accidentally-on-purpose forgot to lock the animals' restraints when she learned that the program is scheduled to be decommissioned and the animals are ordered to be put down.

The dog, cat and rabbit escape, the army sends a lot of soldiers to hunt them down and terminate the trio but We3 eliminate them instead.


"The dog alone is armed with ground to air missiles". They equipped the dog with SAMs! Now that's just dumb. Not as dumb as cloning carnivorous dinosaurs but it's close. By the way, the cat has Wolverine-like razor claws and the rabbit can shoot out mines from his butt. Cleaning that guy's cage must have been hell.

The army sends out those rats we saw above when their human soldiers failed big time. Well, the rats fared no better. As a last resort, they send in Robo-dog in Metal Gorilla Armour to finally, finally finish what no one else can. Can this son of a bitch do it? Well, he managed to lay down the law on Pirate, the fluffy mine laying rabbit:



The bad dog killed the rabbit! You bastard! Tinker the cat wants revenge:


I don't care how tough you say you are. If your field of vision is filled with an image of an armoured cat high up in the air getting ready to claw your eyes out, you will crap in your pants. That is a scary sight indeed.

Bandit and Tinker manage to escape and find a home with a homeless man (how ironic is that?). They also escape their armour which was grafted onto their bodies but due to all the fights they went through, the screws became loose or something like that. The point is that the armour is definitely not part of the animal. It can be discarded. And We4, or Woof the Robo-Bulldog? The army gave the termination codeword when the bulldog tried to eat a police officer during the fight with Tinker and Bandit. Robo-Bulldog's head exploded. The end.

All in all, We3 is a very nice story about the disrespectful things Man does to other creatures in order for Man to guarantee his own dominance. Frank Quitely's artwork is beautiful. He makes the We3 animals sympathetic without any dialogue (although the animals do speak albeit in a very simple form of English). Coupled with Grant Morrison's brilliant characterisation and this three issue series makes me say, "Dem's Good Readin'..".

The trade collection is available from Amazon.