25 May 2008

Date the Cheerleader and Save the Whales

The cheerleader from HEROES is auctioning herself for a date to save the whales.

And it's for one winner and five friends so six people can divide up the cost.

If the governor of New York can pay $4,300 for a two-hour session with a hooker from New Jersey, then $4,180 (current bid) for two separate meals, four hours of whale watching, a $1,000 American Express gift card and the company of Miss Panettiere sounds like a bargain!

Even without sex.

(And I like the fact that the auction advertises "Free Shipping." So, they can actually lift the ocean so you can take the cruise without leaving your house? And how does one pack a Hayden Panettiere?)

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