22 May 2008

Sakura Sakurada's Porn Titles in (Broken) English

Spending most of my working hours in front of a computer with Internet access means I can pretend to be working when I'm really not. And today I just so happen to have stumbled upon one Sakura Sakurada's wikipedia page while pretending to be reading last month sales report freshly written by the guys and gals in Accounting.

Ms. Sakurada is a Japanese porn actress so to hell with Accounting, I'm reading her resume instead! Her list of films is extensive. It looks like she bangs out two movies a month. Pays the bill, I suppose. But what is amusing are the titles. They've been translated into English...badly. Below is a sample of her extensive catalogue:


Failure As a Mother

There Is a Molester Woman Next to You
- (I wish!)

Melancholy of Beauty Temporary Worker Special

Depression of a Beautiful Woman Temporary Employee

On the Street - Daring Sex on a Roller Platform (Movable Sex Truck)
- (Sounds like an unusually risque circus act. "And now, for my next trick, Daring Sex on a Roller Platform...")

Private Girl's School of Anal Spanking

My Wife Turn Out Slut After Marriage

Two Hot Lesbians in Double Loving Hot Spa Outing Extravaganza

Reserve Troop Girls (Erotic Dancing Teacher to Entertainer Wannabees)

The Real Document of Sales Woman Sex Business - Contract Technique 2

Stark Naked Nudist Marina
- (I'm an unashamed landlubber but I'll buy a yacht just to join that marina)

Your My Obediently Pet to Deal With Desire

I Want to be Done by Big Breasted Older Sister!

Shall We - Abnormal Dancing School
- (Gotta go here first. There might be a dance at the Marina. Don't wanna be left out.)

Paradise - Married Women Who Wear Sexy Glasses

Vibrator Attack
- (BAND NAME!!)

Immoral Lesbian Undergarment Saleswoman - well, if you're a lesbian with loose morals, undergarment sales is the perfect job for you, I agree.

It Can't Be Endured With a Private Teacher Special 2

Which is a Close Friend? Touch and Guess 6
- Sounds like a fun time to be had by all.

I Want to Do Sex as Such a Married Woman

Lecherous Women Teasing Sex (Sex Hell for Men)

Without Panties on the Bus

Semen Club 6
- (ANOTHER BAND NAME!!)

The Big Bust Teacher of Vagina Sperma Ejection

The Slave Private Secretary Who Had the Line of the Beautiful Foot

Big Tits Beautiful Masochist


I predict that this blog's hits will rise to the stratosphere after this. Disappointed they will be.


2 comments:

Maxo said...

I wonder how she gets "Immoral Lesbian Undergarment Saleswoman" to fit on her business card.

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