When Dazzler Met Galactus

When Dazzler was first brought to meet Galactus, she found him hard at work and didn't even notice her....

She also thought he was very dismissive....


Turned out, Galactus needed Dazzler to capture and bring back his runaway herald, Terrax.


He was very commanding, she thought, but quite insulting to her. Galactus needed her help but he wouldn't speak to her directly? What the hell?


Well, she completed her mission. It was scary but she did it. Back in Galactus' ship, Dazzler stood silent as Galactus looked at her like she just broke wind or something...


But what she didn't know, was that even the G-Man can lay back and relax once in a while. Who would've thought Galactus knew how to chill out? All that is missing is a pipe in his mouth. And maybe a good book like Terry Pratchett's latest.




I'm just getting ready for Bahlactus' Friday Night Fights in a few hours time.

Friday Night Fights: All's Fair In War And War

Another Friday night, another fight. This time it's an inter-company tussle between DC and Marvel Comics.

It's DC's Mr. Mxyzptlk as Lobo while Marvel's The Impossible Man pops in as Galactus.

And biting is allowed.


From SILVER SURFER/SUPERMAN collected in DC/MARVEL CROSSOVER CLASSICS II

When the chips are down, always bet on Bahlactus.

Silver Surfer #18 (Marvel Comics, 1988)

Galactus spanks monotone coloured punk in space. Silver Surfer watches in awe.


That's it basically for issue 18 of Silver Surfer (volume 3, 1988). Oh sure, there's a story as to why the devourer of planets and wearer of the funkiest headgear is pwning a black-and-white guy in a bathrobe, but really the story is irrelevant. It's almost page after page of slam bang action in the good old Marvel style. But if you insist to know...the In-Betweener (the b&w guy) wants to kill Galactus and make himself the Universe's head honcho. He tried to kill Galactus when the big G was down but failed. So In-Betweener planned to hurl Galactus into a black hole. Too late, the G-man wakes up and IT. IS. ON!









Seriously, I'm not gonna say much this time. How can I? It's frikin' Galactus duking it out with a pretender for that is what the In-Betweener is. Nothing but a Goddam poseur. Tear him a new one, Galactus! You the man!





Yeah. Galactus likes to repeat his name. Don't take my word for it. Let Kevin show you.





Galactus doesn't give a monkey's arse about anything other than the fight. That's just who he is. A good thing too, 'cause that flying thing are our heroes trying to help Galactus by having both of them get sucked into the black hole.





The black hole transports everyone into another realm, a realm of Lord Order and Master Chaos, the beings who created the In-Betweener. They are pissed off with him so they pressed the cosmic "DELETE" button. Bye-bye In-Betweener. And Galactus (with the heroes) get shoved off back through the black hole and back into our Universe. Yay!