28 September 2007

Friday Night Fights: Sucka Punch Round 1

This is it! After a two week hiatus, Friday Night Fights is back! Our fighters are ready, the ring has been cleaned of all the blood from the previous bout and Bahlactus awaits. LET'S GET IT ON!....

(Due to the space-time continuum anomaly paradox whatchmacallit, my Friday Night Fight is actually half a day earlier than most of the other contestants. But no matter. All this means is that my fighters get the ring all to themselves.)




Mark Grayson. He has superpowers. He inherited those powers from his father who is from another planet. He has also just found out that his father is actually not a very nice person. So, what would you do?


Okay. I understand he's upset and all but dude, the man's your dad. Show some respect. Even if he is a megalomaniac from the planet Viltrum.



Well, see? See what happens to kids who disrespect their elders? Especially if their elders are so much better at kicking ass than they are.



Ouch.



Urgh.



Oooohhh.



And Mark Grayson a.k.a INVINCIBLE learns a lesson from his old man. And that lesson is: Just because I'm old doesn't mean I can't wipe my ass with your face.

From Invincible Ultimate Collection vol. 1