12 September 2007

Shave your legs and make sure you get a Brazilian wax because...

You are all invited to Black Canary's bachelorette party! Superman's gonna jump out of the cake. Admission is USD$3.99

Seriously, what kind of whacked out party is this? Most of the guests are wearing less fabric on their bodies than the guy jumping out of the cake. He's not gonna strip is he? And I swear the all-green superheroine at the back is totally naked.

So what happens in this comic? Other than the cheesecake factor, will there be fistfights? Catfights? Will Superman say to himself, "Aww, the heck with it!" and use his x-ray vision on all the guests? Go ahead and tell me. From the cover it looks nothing more than wanking material. Bring out the Kleenex!

Although, as a hetero male I have to admit Wonder Woman has a nice arse. Can't argue with that. Even Huntress is checking it out, the sly minx!


MCF said...

It's a comic book! What other explanation do you need? (for the record, I have this issue on pre-order)

Khairul H. said...

Yeah, but will there be the obligatory fight? With whom? Luthor?

Or is it just pages and pages of Wonder Woman shaking her rear-cheeks at the reader?

::Lord Apprentice:: said...

i always loved Wonder Woman's.....................ass